pyrates:

allow me to proclaim my love for john egbert

he is my favorite character

just look at this face

he is adorable and happy and yeah okay he’s a dick sometimes but he’s funny and smart and witty and THE KIND OF GUY I’D WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH!!! he sends things to his friends that he knows will be meaningful to them (shades of dave’s own to step out of his brother’s shadow, yarn for rose to help her be more creative, pumpkin seeds for jade because she is always losing them)

he even grows up to be a kindly old comedian how cute is that can

i LOVE JOHN!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN IS SO GREAT